You most definitely have a bias

You are not made of Teflon, Matthew

“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.”
–Anonymous

A young chap once said to me, “I consider myself pretty unbiased.” My retort was swift and spiky: “So you don't take a stand on things or have meaningful opinions. Cool, cool.”

You most definitely have a bias. To declare yourself “unbiased” is to assert a litany of heinous things:

• My environment…