Everything is funny from a distance

It's a lot of responsibility for a babysitter

To learn you must discern and
To discern requires a perverse ability:
To babysit two opposing ideas in your mind’s playpen
And to keep them cooing and gentle.

It’s the entire concept of comedy:
Follow a well-accepted insight
With an unacceptable one,
And delight in the confusion.

Comedy requires discernment,
And discernment requires distance.
Everything is funny from a distance.
So get yourself some distance.

It’s not “touch grass” it’s “touch big.”
A tree, a mountain, the ocean, an ostrich.
Shift your perspective from pixels to something bigger.
Lift your eyes and behold—

Less unity and more diversity.
Less simplicity and more stories.
Less clarity and more acceptance.
Less certainty and more possibility.

It’s a lot of responsibility for a babysitter.
Victor Hugo says: “He who does not weep does not see.”
I say: “He who does not laugh is a doofus.”
And he neglects the other baby in the crib.

Laughter is a blessing not to be squandered.
Every conflict is rife with stupidity.
Every holy war is just two angry book clubs,
Each obsessed with one book.

Besides: death comes for everyone, even the innocent.
All that is made shall be destroyed.
You (yes you) are wrong about everything.
Take a seat in the dunk tank, once in a while.

Hold room for all of life’s babies,
Even the ugly ones.
A mind’s private tornado begins in a playpen
You can learn to let them play nice.